TV Trope: Noticeable Nipples
Shirley: Did you notice that hacky sack wears an anklet? [Jeff won’t join in] Since when won’t you talk about Vaughn?
Jeff: I’m trying to be a good friend to Britta. She thought I was going to make fun of him but I want to be unpredictable. I’m going to show her that I am not the jerk she thinks I am and friend the hell out of that green tea drinking drum-circler.
Shirley: OK… but tell me you noticed how small his nipples are.
Jeff: Not engaging.
Shirley: [Giggling] What? It’s not gossip when it’s fact! My kids have got hamsters with bigger nips.
(1.04 Social Psychology)