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TV Trope: Volleying Insults

Jeff: Listen backseat birther. Shirley’s on her third kid, she doesn’t need a thirty-year-old slacker with two one-eyed cats governing her body.Britta: First of all, together my cats can do anything. Secondly, you disqualified yourself from this conversation the moment you decided to grow a wang.Jeff: I regret nothing.Britta: I feel sorry for the airhead you’re going to knock up at the age of seventy. You’re going to be sitting in the waiting room playing Solitaire on your Blackberry while a life is created ten feet from you.Jeff: Oh, and you’re going to squat in a babbling brook and a beautiful star-child is going to slide out on a ray of sunshine while your cats each half watch because you’re so natural.
(2.22 Applied Anthropology And Culinary Arts)

TV Trope: Volleying Insults

Jeff: Listen backseat birther. Shirley’s on her third kid, she doesn’t need a thirty-year-old slacker with two one-eyed cats governing her body.
Britta: First of all, together my cats can do anything. Secondly, you disqualified yourself from this conversation the moment you decided to grow a wang.
Jeff: I regret nothing.
Britta: I feel sorry for the airhead you’re going to knock up at the age of seventy. You’re going to be sitting in the waiting room playing Solitaire on your Blackberry while a life is created ten feet from you.
Jeff: Oh, and you’re going to squat in a babbling brook and a beautiful star-child is going to slide out on a ray of sunshine while your cats each half watch because you’re so natural.

(2.22 Applied Anthropology And Culinary Arts)

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