TV Trope: Circling Birdies

Pierce: Sounds like this has been a game-changing day for all of us. I nearly sat on my balls, but at the last second I made an adjustment.
[The group congratulate him] 
…
Pierce: OK I didn’t really avoid sitting on them. Sat right on them.
[The group murmur their sympathies]
Pierce: Hurt like hell. I saw eagles.

(3.16 Virtual Systems Analysis) 

TV Trope: The Peeping Tom

Jeff: Here we are.
Annie: Where?
Jeff: Where you wanted to go. The last night of school first year. The night we kissed.
Annie: Abed wasn’t there so whose memory is this?
Jeff: Maybe it’s yours. Maybe the Dreamatorium really works. Or maybe Leonard was watching from the bushes and told Abed about it.
Leonard: I don’t have cable!

(3.16 Virtual Systems Analysis) 

TV Trope: The Match Maker

Annie: Maybe we should go to Senor Kevin’s? Britta didn’t you want to try that new cage-free bean burrito?
Britta: The tortillas are made with micro-financed flour.
Annie: Troy, you could drive. You always like that spiral parking ramp.
Troy: You just keep turning left but you end up, up!
Abed: I can’t go to Senor Kevin’s. The manager and I are enemies. He said Die Hard was bad. [to Troy] He said Die Hard was bad.
Troy: I know, buddy.
Annie: Well how about this. This lunch is already a runaway train, no point in stopping it. Troy, Britta, you go to Senor Kevin’s. Abed promised he’d show me how the Dreamatorium works.

(3.16 Virtual Systems Analysis) 

TV Trope: British Accents

Abed: Geneva! I need the Quantum Spanner, the big one!
Annie: Oi guvnor! Quantum Spanner, up and at ‘em, innit! 
Abed: [long unamused pause] If we can’t get out of orbital lock the Blorgons may intercept. 
Annie: Tut tut, milord. Wouldn’t give a tuppence for that sticky wicket!

(3.16 Virtual Systems Analysis)