TV Trope: Circling Birdies
Pierce: Sounds like this has been a game-changing day for all of us. I nearly sat on my balls, but at the last second I made an adjustment.
[The group congratulate him]
Pierce: OK I didn’t really avoid sitting on them. Sat right on them.
[The group murmur their sympathies]
Pierce: Hurt like hell. I saw eagles.
(3.16 Virtual Systems Analysis)